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Vegas Baby!

 

  Vegas!!

  First word HYDRATE! 

  Second PRECONDITION!

  Third SHOES!

  If you don't have a Camelback, get one and fill it with water before you leave your room. Everything is expensive in Vegas, especially water.

 

  Going to Vegas is like hunting; to get to the good stuff, you must hike! Precondition people!! We’re talking about walking 30 miles daily for six months with 20 extra pounds preconditioning! You will thank me later!

 

  Shoes! Get good shoes before you head to the big city, but do it soon enough that you have time to break them in before you get there! The amount of times I've been to Vegas and gotten blisters is embarrassing.

 

  Most of all, bring your sense of humor. Like most big cities, Vegas is home to an array of people, and you will have so much more fun if you relax and let Vegas do Vegas Baby!

 

  Yours truly sore, dehydrated, blistered, and exhausted,

  Matteson (HMMH)



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